My Top Eight Reasons for Loving Myspace.com

Heather Shockney
I recently read the article titled My Top Eight Reasons for Hating Myspace.com and I thought I would write My Top Eight Reason for loving Myspace.com.

8.You can design your page anyway you want, there are literally thousands of different backgrounds and layouts to choose from. You can have your favorite actor, sports star, person, or animal .You can try to fit as much stuff as possible on your page by filling in every category with those great dancing cat pictures. You also learn the basics of HTML programming. This could come in handy someday .You could also have a contest with all your friends and see whose page takes the longest to load.

To do this you must add several different videos and animated pictures. Who doesn't love to see the burger king employee singing about his great job. Would you like an apple pie with that? Here is that great Bk employee showing us his great singing talent.

7.You get to have eight people on your main page. This could be a great way to get gifts and favors from your friends. Promise they can make your top eight if they buy you a drink or take you out to eat. Maybe your car needs a washing. You could have a contest for the top eight spots, be creative it is your page after all. If one of your buddies makes you mad tell them they are out of your top eight for good. This will be a real downer for any true my space fan.

6. The music, you can choose any of your favorite songs to have played anytime someone clicks on your page. Or you could have you singing that great version of Do you really want to hurt me, or maybe you have a song you wrote for your last girlfriend. This is your chance to be discovered. You can invite everyone to listen and be your friend.

5.You can be any age or live anywhere you want to .If you don't want all those guys begging you to be their friend just say you are twelve then they cant even view your page anymore. This could be a great way to shed those fifty plus pounds you have wanted to lose for the last few years. Maybe you want to be taller, if it's not going to happen in real life at least it can in your My space world. You can be anyone you want to.

4.You can have great pictures of you on some remote tropical beach showing off your great tan. All you need is a little knowledge of Photo-shop and you can be anywhere in the world you would like. Maybe you always dreamed of being an astronaut well now's your chance, you can paste yourself right onto the moon. Or give yourself a few famous friends. Who wouldn't believe you are best buds with Jerome Bettis.

3.You can show off all the fun times you have at those great parties. You know the one where you had a little to much to drink and passed out while all your friends dressed you up like a girl and gave you a great new makeover. You could even post the one where your best friend dared you to flash the camera; this would be a great way to get a lot of new friends.

2.Were all friends on My space, if you don't have any real alive friends then this is the next best thing. You can have thousands of friends from all over the world. There are even groups you can join for all of your likes and hobbies. Wonder if they have a group for people addicted to my space? You can also use this great site to reconnect with people you went to school with. This can be a great self-confidence booster when you see how the captain of the football team looks now in his Fast food restaurant uniform, or the cheerleaders who were so rude to you are now begging to become your best friend. Who says you can't have a My space get together and drink beer and talk about your families. This would also provide a great opportunity to take some more photos to post on your my space page.

1.You are not a loser for loving My space. You can go there any time day or night and see all of your friends and listen to some great music. You can post bulletins with all types of fun quizzes to see what flavor of pop you are or what type of lover you would make. Who doesn't need to know 500 facts about you?

My space can be a great way to spend any free time you have.

So as you can see I really do love My space and while this article was meant to be humorous I really do enjoy connecting with old friends from school and keeping in touch with my new friends I have made.

Published by Heather Shockney

Heather is the mom to a daughter with Autism, ADHD, ODD, Mood-D/O-NOS,obsessive compulsive tendencies, and sensory issues. We are a cyber-schooling family.She writes for a variety of online venues. If you ha...  View profile

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  • Courtney Ramirez10/29/2006

    This was great! I love your sarcastic take on it.

  • Barefoot10/26/2006

    Well that turn me so upside down, I'm break dancing. Noooooiiice!

  • Laura Spencer10/26/2006

    How funny!

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