My Valentine

I asked her if she would be my valentine
She said she would, and "come get me at nine"
Later i asked her how she was.
She said "im fine".
I proposed to have some wine.
She said NO ! I prefer ballantine.
I then told her not to whine.

She told me this was not a good sign.
Then she said "i like your Calvin Klein".
I told her to get a better pickup line.