My Version, of the Night Before Christmas a Humor Story
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
My tummy was stirring, and my breath smelt like rotten eggs and souse;
My stomach was upset, my insides were bare,
In hopes that some food would somehow stay there;
The children were all gathered on the floor at my moms,
While my hands sweated profusely all down my palms;
Mamma in the kitchen her presents she unwrapped.
And I just settled down on the toilet for another long crap.
My tummy was stirring, and my breath smelt like rotten eggs and souse;
My stomach was upset, my insides were bare,
In hopes that some food would somehow stay there;
The children were all gathered on the floor at my moms,
While my hands sweated profusely all down my palms;
Mamma in the kitchen her presents she unwrapped.
And I just settled down on the toilet for another long crap.
Published by Mike Hazelwood
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Post a CommentLOL :)
I feel your pain :)