My Very Last Try to Upload This Mysterious Article

Being that I am getting known now for writing here on AC the requests for article topics is mounting up.
I often wonder who reads my articles as very few people comment though I am thankful to a small and loyal band who very often do so.
Each week I peruse 'the updated figures' to see what has been getting read. But there is no information about how these silent hordes of people arrive to the sites of my articles and as many of you may know I write across a range of my pet topics.
My article called 2 Women Rape a Man gets an enormous number of hits but never a comment although I recently received a gushing and truly heartfelt thank-you email from a male rape victim. My allied male rape articles also get a lot of hits.
The popularity of the 2 Women Rape a Man article was only recently overtaken by my article called, "Is Schapelle Corby Guilty"? Once again hardly anyone comments.
The articles I was 'asked' to write by one of my sisters about Orovo is popular but the follow up article I wrote about another Orovo product is slightly more popular.
My article about inducing labour naturally and the hormone oxytocin is also fairly popular.
All of the articles mentioned above are more popular than my articles related to being a clairvoyant psychic though of all my psychic phenomena type of articles the one about my sisters winning the lottery is the most popular.
Articles about the criminal mind rank next and the ones that take a very direct look inside the minds of a rapist and a killer do not get all that many hits at all. Indeed the articles I published that were written by a high profile rapist is in 3 parts and I notice that whilst Part 1 gets the highest number of hits, Parts 2 and 3 respectively get fewer hits than the previous ones. Perhaps no-one wants to understand a rapist or a killer. In fact there is someone (or a number of persons) out there who decidedly do not want us to do so because these articles were voted down to below 3 stars.
The articles that get very few hits are the ones specifically dealing with Indigenous issues which I find kind of interesting in a world full of people chasing to own their own dream catchers. And this is despite what I consider to be interesting sounding titles such as "Could You Burn Two Million Bucks" or "Anyone for Free Gas".
Though I do notice that another of my articles which has the word sex in the title called FAQ about Astral Sex and another with the word lover in the title called Meeting Lovers on the Astral Plane gets a few more hits than most of my other psychic related type articles.
My articles about Nature First Aid to treating bleeding and burns are also moderately popular too.

All this aside; what does it all mean? Well I'm not entirely sure and if anyone here would like to elucidate or make a comment I'd love to hear it.

And now to a list of topics I have been asked to write about:
Abandonment (that's a 'biggie'),
Guaranteed methods of astral travel,
More about astral sex,
One of my sisters asked me to write about her relationship with another sister and left me an envelope of 'stuff' to aid in my research though I might be more inclined to one day write a whole book called 'My Toxic Family' or 'My Family is Definitely More Dysfunctional than Yours' or 'The History of Sexual Abuse in my Family' who, despite all this are all still very closely knitted together,
Then there's how to not make money on the internet whilst spending all day and night at your computer, and
Germaine Greer's conclusions about the emotional health of Australian Aboriginal men, and a whole lot more that I've currently forgotten.

Articles I'm currently soon planning to write include one about Tantra, another about being struck by lightning, my grand daughter's 1^st cognitive lesson about Aboriginal politics, another called "Please Sir Can I have a Little Less", another about climate change and the issue of decentralization and perhaps another about people who have been killed by the wild animals they were studying. Ah - and not to forget my still incomplete article about CHOCOLATE.

Now if I use the following tags will I maximize my hits I wonder;
Woman rapes man, sex, lovers, Schapelle Corby, Orovo ??

Now I've tried to upload this article quite a number of times today and for some reason I don't understand it keeps insisting on glitching. I've had a number of interesting and hilarious comments too in the comments sections so may I please apologise to my readers whilst also pointing out to AC Management that despite there being several empty articles that my readers have still been exposed to the advertisements that accompany articles and that I therefore believe I have valid reason to be paid for any clicks!! This will be my very last attempt to upload this article; I don't after all want all my subscribers to become too exasperated. And I don't believe this is necesssarily the best way of generating more clicks.

Keep posted. And don't be shy in making comments. Or requests.