Myspace: Hackers Wanted

Ok, so here is my plan. First, I need to find a bad ass hacker. Now, I'm not talking about those stupid little JR highers who finds out your password and then steals your myspace and puts something to the extent of "owned" on the title to make up for his lonely saturday bights on the computer because none of the cool kids would invite him to their parties. I'm talking about real shit. I'm talking about the guys who hacked into bank accounts and stole pennies from each persons account making millions and millions of dollars. I'm talking about trinity from The Matrix who hacked into the IRS main frame . I'm talking about REAL hackers. Like the movie HACKERS. Ok, so if you're out there listen up, I have a brilliant idea.

First, we set up an offshore account so the government can't touch our money. (don't worry you'll soon find out where the money comes into play) We have to make sure that money can be deposited through Pay-Pal. (I suppose we have to set up a pay pal account too. )

After we do that, we are going to hack into the Myspace mainfraim. It should be easy considering all these power outages in Los Angeles area that no one is doing shit about to help with, and have in turn made the system quite fragile.

After we hack into the main frame, we hold everyones myspace account hostage for the amount of exactly one dollar.It can't be somethign too outrageous because then no one is going to fork up the money. So pretty ,much , we own everyone's myspace but we will give it back to them, in exchange for a dollar.

Now, I know that if someone were to hack into my Myspace, and hold it hostage, I would definately give them a dollar for it back. Hell, i'd probably pay even 15 dollars. Maybe even 50 dollars. Myspace is the cocaine of the internet. I mean a dollar, come on, that's nothing. Its a bag of hot cheetos, and frankly America, you could do without. ( yea, I went there)

So, there are about a hundred million people on myspace, give or take, right?

So lets say (and these are very conservative numberes here...)

Lets say only half the people buy back their account...

So thats 50 million people

We split the profit 50/50, "we" being me, and you the Hacker. (I get 50 for being the brains behind the operation, you get 50 for being the brawns of the operation)

Thats 25 million dollars apiece. (conservatively speaking)

Now if for some reason the government gets wind of these proceedings and we get caught, we'll go to jail. (thats a risk I am willing to take. )

Now computer crimes are very very lenient nowadays. I mean, come on, who would you rather put in jail a computer hacker or a rapist?

So say hypothetically speaking, that the government gets really mad and they stick us in jail for 10 years..

They still cant get our money because its on an offshore account.

So we get out of jail in the year 2010.

I will be 30 years old, and you will be.. however old you are now plus 10 years.

When we get out of jail there will be 25 million dollars waiting for us. At a one percent interest rate for 10 years, we will have accumalated and extra two and a half million dollarsm, making our grand total profit twenty seven and a half million dollars over a period of 10 years.

That's an average of 2,750,000 dollars a year,...

which is 23 thousand dollars a month.

Sure beats serving tables.

I think i can suck up 10 years in prison for 27 and a half million dollars.