Naked Sports: Sports Activities for the Nudists

Kelly Spies
Originally Olympic sports were done naked. Although they require clothing in this day and age, there are athletes that are sticking to that tradition. In light of it being yet another Olympic year, here is a look at 7 real sports nudist and non-nudist people do naked.

Bicycling - As crazy as it sounds naked bicycle riding is legal; under certain conditions. Most of the time, this means an organized ride authorized by the local government. Most of the time these organized rides are sponsored by non-profit groups who want to protest an issue, raise awareness or make money. In 2007 Seattle hosted a World Naked Bike Ride in which hundreds of bicyclers rode through the city in the buff.

I imagine that naked bicycle riding is dangerous. A rider would have to be very careful how they sat on the seat. Maybe there are specially designed bicycle seats for naked people.

To join the World Naked Bike Ride sign up here.

Skating - Now this is an interesting concept because unless you have a large slab of concrete on your property you're going to have to go out in public, naked and on skates.

Naked skating is nothing new for San Francisco natives like Sandy Snakenberg, who won a world record in 1999 for the longest distance ever skated in a 24 hour period. Coincidentally Sandy Snakenberg participates in San Francisco's Nude Skate in Golden Gate Park.

If you're interested in nude roller skating check out The Nude Life website to find out when the next skating session is.

Bowling - Apparently naked bowling is the next greatest sport in the world. Bowling alleys are being rented out by nudist groups who want to do a little naked bowling. Part of the reason bowling alleys are so open to the idea is because they claim it keeps customers from trying to steal things since there's nowhere to hide the goods.

To give naked bowling a try check with your local nudist resort or bowling alley for scheduled dates.

Yoga - I'm not sure which is more frightening; naked bicycle riding or men taking naked yoga classes. Oddly enough there are naked yoga classes offered all across the United States.

Naked yoga gives new meaning to doing downward doggie style. It isn't surprising that naked yoga has more men attending classes than women. Being in the back row of a naked yoga class has got to be disturbing. To find a local naked yoga class near you check with the naked yoga website.

Ping-pong - Is ping-pong considered a sport? I'm not sure but I do remember playing ping-pong in gym class as a kid so I'm including it in this list.

Naked ping-pong is a relatively new game on the circuit. Local naked ping-pong tournaments are held in cities scattered across the U.S. Mostly attended by 30-something men and women.

Interestingly, naked ping-pong should not be confused with naked ping-pong; a club in New York that holds clothed ping-pong under the guise of naked ping-pong. Confusing, I know but the naked ping-pong tournament club uses the term loosely.

The owners of the naked ping-pong tournament club are hoping to build a ping-pong empire and supposedly it has nothing to do with the recently released movie "Balls of Fury."

Strip Volleyball - Strip Volleyball is a lot like regular volleyball except in this game you start off fully clothed and end up completely naked. The great thing about strip volleyball is you can play with as little as 2 people or as many as 18.

The objective of strip volleyball is to get the opposing team to shed all their clothing. Every time either team scores a point the other team has to remove an article of clothing. The with the most clothes on wins the game.

Bobsledding - Imagine 4 people sitting in each other's laps, naked and whooshing across the ice in a sled at incredible speeds. Not only are they probably freezing but they're probably also trying to keep from scooting too far back.

I'm sure after reading this article you're giving athletics some serious thought. Either that or you're vowing to never visit San Francisco's Golden Gate Park ever again. If you do ever decide to try one of these naked sports leave a comment and let us know how it went.

Published by Kelly Spies

I'm just a chick with a lot to say about different things. I've been writing for most of my life and aspire to someday be a published novelist as well as content writer.   View profile

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  • Melissa Grey 11/13/2010

    Dear Kelly you give meaning to the phrase "sleezy cunt" and that you are!!!

    I'm a nudist and think you stink!!!

  • Donna Johnson 8/13/2009

    nude wrestling anyone?

  • Kelly Spies 10/7/2008

    Melissa Cntor needs a sense of humor. Melissa Cntor must have removed her sense of humor along with her clothing.

  • 3lilangels 5/30/2008

    interesting, great one here really catchy!!!!!!!!!!

  • jcorn 5/2/2008

    I know you are right about nude bowling because I was in a bowling alley when the man behind the counter was talking to someone about it, just as I walked up there with two children next to me! We had a very interesting conversation after that...by the way, they are required to wear shoes and socks, making for almost complete nudity, except for those dorky bowling shoes.

  • Picasso 4/21/2008

    I would love to join the yoga-classes, but only if if it was for 20-year old male gods, and I could be the instructor.

    Ha ha, LOL Kelly!!

  • J. E. Davidson 4/21/2008

    Thanks, now I can't get the picture of naked yoga out of my mind. EWWWW.

  • Justice Lives Not 4/18/2008

    What? No nude wheel-barrow races?

  • Crutnacker 4/17/2008

    Naked bowling? Can I bring my own ball?

  • Chris M. Carmichael 4/17/2008

    ewww naked yoga. *snickers*

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