National Knock Knock Jokes Day

National Knock Knock Jokes Day occurs on October 31. Every school child to adult has heard their share of silly knock-knock jokes. This type of humor has made the rounds and shared for a very long time. Maybe even the cave men were the first to tell knock-knock jokes back in the prehistoric era. Want to know what the great secret is behind the typical knock-knock joke? It is very simple and basic. A secret even a five year old can understand. Most knock-knock jokes are just plain silly and great fun. The sillier the knock-knock joke is the better.

Most of us heard our first knock-knock jokes when we were in kindergarten. That is the perfect age to start sharing knock-knock jokes. And of course, adults love knock-knock jokes too. Here are a few popular knock-knock jokes to share on National Knock-Knock Jokes Day. Print them out and email to friends and family. Or teacher's might take this day to let the kids in their classroom use their creativity and imagination along with a good dose of humor to create their own knock-knock jokes. Who knows? There could be a budding young comic in the class.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ears
Ears who?
Ears looking at you kid!

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Deduct
Deduct who ?
Donald deduct!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Stop crying, it's just a joke!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Oscar.
Oscar who?
Oscar stupid question, you get a stupid answer!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hutch.
Hutch who?
Oops, I'm out of Kleenex!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
(sing) Sam and Janet evening...

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Radio
Radio Who?
Radio not, here I come...

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Toby.
Toby Who?
Toby ... or not to be!

Remember that National Knock Knock Jokes Day is a great day to share all of these silly jokes with friends across the globe. Looking for more great jokes and humor? Visit one of the many joke sites and start your day with a great knock-knock joke that is sure to bring a great big smile and chuckle to everyone.