Needing to Breakup

Too many times people are in relationships that have ran it's coarse and it's time to move on however, it's not all that easy breaking up with someone. You know it's time to move on when the nice or cute things you use to say or the cute names you called him suddenly seem annoying. Dropping hints can help and cushion the blow of breaking up. Start dropping hints on their bad habit like belching, farting and constantly picking their drawers.Subtle innuendos on your thoughts or intention will lessen the blow of a breakup and hopefully prevent the other person from snapping.

*It's better to dump a person than to cheat on them.* The lesser of two evils.

A farewell Breakfast

Never dump a person when they are on a hungry stomach. Feed them them deliver the news, it'll be easier for them to handle the blow.

You can chose to break up the "chicken" way, don't answer the phone and let your voice mail becomes full. They'll get the message after a few weeks. But you know that's real low. It may be easier leaving them a message explaining your actions.

Dear John Letter

This works every time. Hide behind your pen and paper, start off sweet, reminisce the good times, thank them for everything they have done for you, let them know how much you appreciate them and then deliver the bad news. Expect the worst, from having your tires slashed to being stalked and every new mate 'terrorized. If dealing with a stalker, maybe you should consider running for you life.

Changing residence

It would be a good reason to change residence and your phone number. Consider getting an unlisted number.

Hopefully you never have to breakup with a crazy psychotic disguise as the love of your life. What you have to do is

stop calling altogether. It is a form of avoidance and works well for those who fall under the "chicken" category.

Refrain from doing the dumping in public places, it will go strangely against you and for all it's worth,

stop saying the 'L' word, if you don't mean it don't say it.

Be gentle

Be a gentle heart breaker, be gentle but straight with your words when delivering the news. Don't get in an argument or in a stand off situation with the other partner. Be gently but firm in the let down.

If you can handle your reputation being tarnished then start with some small lies and move on up. But, beware you will be known as a liar in your community and that can go against you when trying to start another relationship.

You can choose to call them, call them and call them until they are annoyed at you. Ask stupid questions or just call for no reason. Yes, they will get tired of you and need a break then, that's the time to head for the hills.

*Take these suggestions with a grain of salt*