New Celebrity: Ashley Todd

Well, someone has gone and done it again. A complete and total moron nutcase has found the limelight by doing something stupid.

Ashley Todd, a twenty year old Texas resident and advocate for John McCain, completely falsified an attack by an imaginary black man and claimed the attacker was a Barrack Obama supporter. Genius. Ashley is proof positive that the gene pool is corrupted, and badly so.

Ever heard the term the devil is in the details? Well, apparently Ashley hadn't, because when she was asked by police to describe this huge, black attacker, there were no details to be had. She must have figured simply saying he was large and black would be enough. What a well planned and executed ruse.

Todd, who has a history of mental issues, claims that she was driving around aimlessly when this idea simply popped into her head. She had the bright idea to claim she was pounded several times in the back of the head at an ATM by a six-foot-four black man, who then explained that he was a Barrack Obama supporter, and proceeded to carve a backwards B into the side of her face, leaving her stunned and scared.

Wonderful, except for those pesky ATM cameras and the backwards B! When her story proved to have more holes than my old jeans, she finally confessed that she made the whole thing up, but can't remember some parts of it. Excellent work. A proud American, just doing her part for humanity.

Maybe if this wacko spent her time getting educated, instead of thinking up wild tales and abusing herself physically, her voice would find a more receptive audience. Just maybe. Now, her intended plan to make Obama look horrible has backfired, and instead she looks like the raving lunatic that she is.

The fact is, the only way to make our opinions count this election is to be a constructive supporter of our favorite candidate, and vote. No amount of crazy plans and schemes can stop the inevitable from happening. You simply must join the rest of society and cast a vote. You may not think your vote counts in the long run, you may think that because of the electoral college, it's useless to go to the booths, because they pick the winner anyhow.

But folks, whatever your opinion, if we are to make positive things happen, we have to involve ourselves in positive tasks. The whole cut-up-your-face thing didn't work for Manson, and it isn't going to work for you. Also, go into battle with the truth if you wish to win, because somewhere, someone is going to say, "Prove it."