New England Patriots Purchase Hubble Telescope, Cheating Ensues

At the beginning of the 2007 NFL season the New England Patriots were in hot water over a video taping scandal where they were caught taping their opponents defensive play calling. People argued that this was why they were doing so well in the past few years. Since they were caught the Patriots are still undefeated and are out scoring and embarrassing their opponents. So are they really that good or did they find another way to cheat?

It was recently discovered that the Patriots might have found another way to video tape the play calls of their opponents; a recent write off in the Patriots accounting records shows a payment of 45 million dollars to NASA for the Hubble Telescope. Why would an NFL team want to buy the Hubble Telescope? Are these athletes studying far reaching galaxies or are they still cheating their way through the AFC?

When asked about the findings quarterback Tom Brady had this to say "Look I am ridiculously good looking and I don't need the Hubble telescope in order to throw a record number of touchdown passes. I want to win every time I step on the field and did I mention how ridiculously good looking I am?"

When asked what the Patriots need with an intergalactic high powered telescope Bill Belichick had this to say "If my interpretation of the rules is correct it isn't against any league policy to own and operate a telescope that orbits the earth. We purchased this telescope only so we can see how ridiculously good looking Tom is from outer space."

We tried to interview Randy Moss and he proceeded to drive over our reporter with his car.

Will the Patriots go undefeated this season? One thing I know is that they are cheating bastards.