New Reality Show Jobs for Cancelled Soap Opera Stars

With all of America's most popular soap operas leaving the airwaves, fans are wondering what will happen to the beloved actors and actresses filling these juicy roles. The onslaught of reality TV programming has been said to be one of the causes of the Soap Opera's demise. Some Hollywood celebrities have already gotten on the bandwagon, firmly securing their next 15 to 30 minutes of fame. But after the soap opera unemployment checks stop rolling in, what will become of the soap stars? Here are some jobs that they might want to look into.

Sappy Scene Music Coordinator- Who knows canned sappy music better than soap opera stars?

Reality Show Mansion Stripper Pole Installer- Just because...

Real Estate Scout- Some of the unemployed soap stars might even want to rent out their estates as the new site for upcoming reality shows.

Guest Acting Instructor- If Clay Aiken can coach the girls on America's Next Top Model, it would behoove reality show producers to hire "retired" soap stars to show contestants how to really cry.

Reality Show Limousine Driver- ...Because those limos can't drive themselves to Hyde and Area nightclubs.

Hot Tub Scene Stunt Double- Soap stars are well trained in the art of staging steaming scenes. Who better to stand in for those sexy, yet "super shy" reality show cast members in their hour of need?

America's Next Best Sex Tape Panel Judge- I know what you're thinking: there are no sex tape competitions on TV----yet. But when this show takes off as a hit program on A&E, they will need a celebrity judge.

Nightclub Fight Instigator- You didn't really think that the Jersey Shore and Bad Girls Club nightclub fights were random did you?

For the Love of (Unemployed Soap Star)- Now that Ray J is bringing his whole family along for the reality show ride, he'll no longer have time to hunt for honeys on VH1.

Eliminated Contestant Counselor- Don't you ever wonder how those eliminated contestants hold it together before hopping on a plane to head back home? No? Well, someone's got to console them and help them fill out their confidentiality paperwork.

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