New Year Limericks
Oh no it's January first,
where's my list of things I must
give up - the cigs and the booze,
all the weight I should lose,
in you Will Power I trust.
The Festive Season.
I blame the festive season,
each year it is the reason,
I over indulge,
end up with a bulge,
and can't get my favourite blue jeans on.
The Diet.
It's that time when I must diet.
My waist band I just can't tie it.
No more food for me,
have to count each calorie,
well maybe LARGER SIZE I might buy it.
Published by Carol Glynn
I am married and live in Ireland. I am 54. I gave up work in 2004 due to illness. I was a book-keeper. Never really enjoyed my work but it paid the bills. I have always had an interest in creative writing bu... View profile
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