New Years Day 2010 Poem
No Resolutions for Me This Year
I'll eat prime rib without the guilt
Potatoes heaped with sour cream
No diet will be in this scheme
My strategy is "not" to win
Those chocolates will not be a sin
That wine has sugar, yes I know
I just don't care, so let it flow
No gym for me, please don't look glum
I kind of really like my bum
You think it's just a bit too wide?
Never mind...I'll decide
This New Year I will place no bets
No skinny jeans, I like my sweats
I will not take a silly oath
To stop the habits that I loath
Ah, this New Year will be sweet
Lots of baked goods and red meat
Pressures off, no lies to tell
I am on course...straight to Hell!
Happy New Year Everyone!
Published by Cathy A Montville - Featured Contributor in Business & Finance
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61 Comments
Post a CommentI really like the word to this poem. It takes the pressure off.
This is so great!
I LOVE this poem and totally agree. We reach an age where the only person we have to please is ourself.
LOL. Totally funny. I've always lived my life like I wanted. Lucky for me I liked veggies, fruit and exercise.
Totally on board with you, Cathy! Life's too unpredictable, so I eat dessert first! Happy 2010!
Hip Hip hooray Cathy "M" for fearless leader, she says what really makes us happy. Love your work Cath.
Hip Hip hooray Cathy "M" for fearless leader, she says what really makes us happy. Love your work Cath.
Hip Hip hooray Cathy "M" for fearless leader, she says what really makes us happy. Love your work Cath.
Hip Hip hooray Cathy "M" for fearless leader, she says what really makes us happy. Love your work Cath.
Awesome poem! I was laughing the entire time I was reading it! lol