New Year's Resolutions... Again!
And these are all pretty good resolutions, of course! But what's the fun in that?! Here are some of the funniest New Year's Resolutions people have made!
1. I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
2. I'm going to give up junk food! Completely. 100%. Honestly... Really...
3. I'm going to be a size 10 again... Like I was 10 years ago.
4. I will change my underwear everyday.
5. When I hear a joke, I won't reply "LOL" or "ROFL".
6.I will never again take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
7. I will stop letting my dog lick the peanut butter off when I can't get any.
8. I won't make the same resolutions, that I didn't keep, as last year.
9. When I take someone out on a "fancy" date, it won't be an "Up Size" McDonald's meal.
10. I'll stop being 25 "again"... For the 4th year...
Note: Some quotes are from http://www.isavo.net
Published by Joey Alabbassi
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Post a CommentAfter some research I found out that more than 75% of people who set New Year's resolutions will break them within 3 months and almost one-third will break them by the end of January? Whether your goal is to stop smoking, lose weight, get in shape, break bad habits, pay off debt, or find true love; most people end up being another statistic.
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