New Year's Resolutions for Angelina Jolie

Here are some resolutions for our favorite man stealing, globetrotting movie star Angelina Jolie.

Sure she has Brad Pitt, a hot Hollywood career and several homes but she still has some goals to reach in the next year.

Memorize the names of all her kids.

Never mind how they got there, they are all hers now. In just a short time her family grew to six children. For a busy working mother that is no small feat. Maybe she could use a memory trick like a poem or song to help her out :

First came Maddox then out with Billy Bob

Then came Zahara and the paparazzi mob

Pham was third but his name wouldn't do

Changed it to Pax to so he could be cool too.

Shacking up with Brad brought Shiloh, number four

Don't stop yet, there is still some more.

Pregnant again but there was a shock

Twins named Vivienne and Knox!

Kick the Brangelina moniker.

Sure the nickname Brangelina rolls off the tongue but according to the splashy tabloids she doesn't like it.

She is going to have to get creative and come up with something catchy but she shouldn't hate the nickname so much, I think she has been called much worse by Aniston fans.

Thanks, but no thanks.

They have said they weren't done having kids and plan to bring more into the family fold but Angie wants National Geographic to get off her back already about hosting a themed baby shower. She gets it. She just doesn't think it is funny anymore.

While we are on the subject.

They don't have quite enough for a soccer team yet so there is sure to be an addition to the Jolie -Pitt brood soon. That means there are some decisions to be made. Domestic or imported? (tsk,tsk I mean the champagne to celebrate not the child) Keeping in that line of thinking though after having twins and trying to get her movie star body back Angelina most likely will start scouting locations for her next exotic adoption locale.

Location, location,location.

Angelina likes tattoos as much as she likes children and her collection is growing. She has twelve tattoos thus far and with every child she has their geographical coordinates tattooed on her arm. She is running out of space for her next one. Where will she put it?

There is a big difference.

There are two base camps of fans. Team Jolie and Team Aniston. Angelina's darker, gothic man stealing side has a lot of competition with Jennifer Aniston's sunny, perky , sweetheart image. With Jennifer's recent comment about Brad and Angelina's pre-divorce romance there is a big difference between cool and cold. Angelina is going to have to work off that uncool badge that Jennifer gave her.

The cheesiest.

Join Sam's Club so she can buy Cheetos in bulk. With six children and the numbers are rising like mercury on a summer day those kids go through a lot of food and Cheetos seem to be one of their favorites. The Jolie- Pitt clan is often seen with Cheetos in hand. Chester the Cheetah should be fearing for his job as mascot those Jolie- Pitts love Cheetos and we know Angelina isn't against pimping them out and donating the money to charity.