News in Brief - Lovers' Drunken Spat Resolved by Breathalyzer

Bryan Belrad
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Can you tell when you've had too many to drive? A woman called 9-1-1 on herself after leaving a party with her boyfriend. The man said he was in no condition to drive, and, after watching his beloved swerve all over the road, questioned whether she was able either.

In a fit of spite, the inebriated woman dialed in to an emergency dispatcher and said, "Somebody seems to think I can't drive home straight," and requested a police escort. The cops were only too happy to oblige, and they arrived in short order with a breathalyzer - and proved him right, putting an end to that argument. And probably the relationship.

But, hey, what's one night in jail compared with being able to say that, just once, he was proven right?

Published by Bryan Belrad

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