News in Brief: Raining Crap

Bryan Belrad
Sometimes the crap comes raining down - literally.

A woman from Calgary, Canada, was shocked - and a little awed - when her home's roof was smashed in by a ball of blue from the wild blue yonder.

John Lee, of the Canadian Transportation Safety Board, confirmed that the 'dirty bomb' was made up of icy toilet water, human waste, and other chemicals. It had been jettisoned from the lavatory of an over-flying airplane.

Having come from on high, controversy has now arisen as to whether blue ball qualifies as "Holy ____."

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  • Bryan Belrad3/11/2008

    I can see how you might get that impression. ;)

  • Orchiolum3/11/2008

    When I read the title, I thought this was going to be about the 2008 Presidential campaign:)

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