News in Brief: Teen Charged with Terrorism - Over Plastic Egg

Bryan Belrad
An 18 year old from Elizabethtown, Pennsylvania, is being accused of terrorism - over a plastic egg.

Police say the youth, who is facing charges of 'possessing a weapon of mass destruction,' among others, detonated said egg, which was filled with air pellets, in a public place. Five people were struck by the fluffy bits of foam.

So he's facing federal terrorism charges. And we thought our schools were the only places with imbecilic "zero-tolerance" policies.

"We gotta de-feat the terrorists," said President Bush, adding "He-he-he."

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