Newton Commits Suicide

Newton Commits suicide

Recently the Father of Physics made a visit to earth to watch a movie. He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologised for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajnikant, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:

1) Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor that according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long live Rajnikant.

2) In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does.... he holds a knife in his hand and throws it at the middle gangster and shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on either side of the middle gangster while the knife kills the middle one.

3) In still another movie, Rajnikant was chased by a gangster. Rajnikant has a revolver but he has no bullets in it. Guess what he does? Nope, not even in your remotest imaginations, he waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang.... and the gangster dies.

This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last time and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics.

The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops! Not so fast. The climax finally arrives. Rajnikant gets to
know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajnikant can't jump even if he tries to like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because its the climax. Newton is smiling since it is virtually impossible. Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in the air with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
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And Newton commits suicide.