Nick Hogan's Driving School?

Feel that you're driving skills are not up to par, feel the need to be maimed in a pointless wreck by a spoiled rich kid, would you like to be put into a vegetative state for the remainder of your life? Then the Nick Hogan Driving School is just what you need!

Nick Hogan, who is barely known only because of his fathers semi-popular reality show Hogan Knows Best, has started his own driving school. This comes as a shock since just months ago Nick Hogan was in a high profile wreck that left John Graziano (a former Marine) in a coma fighting for his life.

We caught up to Nick Hogan and when we asked about his opening of the driving school he had this to say. "It's going to be great we will have lots of fast cars and hopefully everyone will wear seatbelts, cause if they don't I might kill them."

Truer words were never spoken Nick you murdering scum bag.

If you are interested in Nick Hogan's Driving School I will pray for you every night.

Here are some of the courses Nick will personally teach.

Driving into light poles 101

How to put the blame on others after accidents (Driving into light poles 101 is a pre-requisite)

Showing no remorse for your supposed best friend after you pretty much end his life and ruin his families (700 level class)

How to be the biggest douche ever (includes stupid blogs about your racing and how great your life is; then ending your post with a side note about how your friend you put in a coma (while illegally street racing) is getting better even though his family keeps saying he will never recover)

Here is what students of the Nick Hogan Driving School are saying.

Gaby from FL. "Nick was great he taught me that if you wreck at high speeds and someone is hurt it's probably their fault."

Jonny from NJ "Nick showed me how to show no remorse even though my actions and bad driving are causing peoples lives to fall apart."

This is of course a satire article to make light of a horrific accident that has hurt one family very deeply. I did not know John Graziano, but he fought for our country and served in two tours of duty in Iraq fighting for the USA. I salute this fine young man and wish all of the best for his family in this hard time. I hope justice is served and just maybe one day the Hogan family will take responsibility for what they have caused.