No Cussing Club Founder, 17-year-old McKay Hatch, Demands Apology from Joe Biden for F-Bomb

17-year-old idealist and all-around goody-two-shoes, McKay Hatch, is taking his fight straight to America's second-in-command by openly challenging Joe Biden to publicly apologize to America for his ill-disciplined gaffe of letting the F-Bomb slip during the Obamacare bill signing ceremony, earlier in the week. For those not familiar with McKay Hatch, he is a 17-year-old idealist (living in Pollyanna land, most likely), all-around, committed goody-two-shoes, and founder of something unnatural called The No Cussing Club. For those unfamiliar with Hatch's club, it was "established" by Hatch when he was a mere lad of 14 for the purposes of scrubbing society clean once and for all from the scourge known as cussing. In spite of Free Speech concerns, Hatch intrepidly called a news conference this past Friday, set Joe Biden in his sights, and confrontationally addressed him by saying, "...he [Biden] needs to be a good role model for kids and use clean and appropriate language." Yeah, Biden...you hear that?!

When Joe "Gaffe Machine 24/7" Biden opened his big, clumsy mouth to congratulate Obama during the bill signing, we were clearly shocked as shocked could be when the VP lowered the traditional prestige of his office by uttering such a profanity. For many Americans, the office of the VP has traditionally been associated with hallmarks of extreme honor and repute, as Joe Biden himself acknowledged when he recently admitted that his job was so easy on account of the fact that he had to do...nothing...nothing at all! Obviously, one McKay Hatch (the aforementioned Pollyanna and all-around goody-two-shoes) noticed, and for the rest of us, it's a damn good thing, dagnabbit!!

As for his press conference-delivered in oh-so stylish flair right in front of the little post office in his hometown of South Pasadena-Hatch was all business and clearly taking a no-prisoners approach with the white-haired, potty-mouthed VP. His reasons for holding the conference were all too clear. "We are very disappointed with Vice President Biden's words during the passage of the health bill," said a probably determined-faced Hatch, who possibly believed himself to be speaking on behalf of every, single individual across the continental United States.

Hatch then went on to detail-in such simple terms that even Democrats like Joe Biden could understand without any misinterpretations-the motivations behind his ideological cause. Said Hatch, "A lot of kids at my school, and some of my friends, would cuss and use dirty language all the time. They did it so much, they didn't even realize they were doing it. It bothered me so much that one day I challenged them to stop." Amen, McKay Hatch...Amen!

Biden clearly was not sensitive enough to Hatch's feelings, or considerate enough by any means of where Hatch was coming from (the knock-down, drag-out, no-holds-barred world of junior high school playgrounds everywhere), which is why Hatch then really started playing hardball with the VP. Probably with even more steely eyed determination in his gaze than at any time before, Hatch issued the following challenge directly at Biden. "All we ask is for a public apology and for him to take the 'no cussing challenge' and show America that hope and change starts at the top," exclaimed Hatch. Ouch! Note how cleverly Hatch also used Obama's BS-line about hope and change...on the VP after turning it around on him! Breathtaking...simply...breathtaking. You hear that, Biden? You better get your affairs in order, pal, because McKay Hatch is coming...for you (and probably cussing potty mouths everywhere, too)!

In typical, trademark, goody-two-shoes fashion, Hatch ended his thus-far powerful and news-making press conference by throwing the gauntlet at Biden. Hatch promised that he would mail-that's right, physically m-a-i-l-the profane VP a cussing jar to put money in it every time he swears (which is probably every other minute), and then donate said money to charity (probably ACORN or whatever the heck they're calling themselves now, or something). Wow, if that doesn't spell major ownage of Biden by the 17-year-old, goody-two-shoes kid, then nothing does!! To sweeten the deal, Hatch also intends to mail Biden a sweet, sweet No Cussing Club official T-shirt...just in case Biden feels a little down after being publically called out and all.

For anyone even the least bit interested in Hatch (Seriously? You may actually be interested in him???) after this impactful article detailing his self-righteous cause that very well has major Free Speech problems, look at this appearance of him on Fox and Friends and the Tonight Show (What the heck, right? I know...I know) from last year. It's just *#@&*#* dandy.

To send Marc questions, praise or criticism, e-mail him at marc_schenker@telus.net

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Sources:

The No Cussing Club, nocussingclub.com

Vice-President Joe Biden's F-Bomb Video Becomes Viral on the Web, Thaindian News

Dominique Pastre, Biden - "It's Easy Being Vice President, " Fox News

Michael Milberger, "No Cussing" Teen Takes on the Vice President, ABC News

"No Cussing Club" Teen Targets Biden "F-Bomb," KTLA News