No Home Comforts!

"Don't for one second even think about closing those eyes!"

"Look at the indignity of Yourself."

"I SAID LOOK..."

"Why do you snivel?"

"Awwwww My heart just breaks for those tears... IT JUST BREAKS!"

"You want to shut your eyes? Really You want to shut your eyes?"

"Come here I'll shut your eyes... Fu@king stitch them shut with your favorite pets intestines... Walking animals in these parts is UNFORGIVABLE YOU HEAR!"

"Oh You don't want them to shut? To late... You asked so politely with those tears of Yours... Ha ha ha haaaa!"

"Arrgh... Arrgh... HA ha ha HAAA... Silliness... No screams. I SAID NO FU@KING SCREAMS! No-one will hear you."

"I wouldn't move, or the needle will go straight through your eyeball... I said... Oops you did it now. You did it now. I think I only went and stitched your eye to the lid."

"I have to take a minute to think, this is a mess. My work should be perfect... But YOU WENT AND MOVED! FU@K you went and moved."

"Fu@king shut up will you... damn it! Do I have to send for the troops? You really don't want my little Army to get called in!"

"Oh how You would love to see my Army, but hehehehehe you can't right now with Your slight disposition. Oh shit You had to let me mention my Army. Just let me go get them... Oh you are in for a treat... Hehehehe You are in for a treat tonight..."

"I wandered all night just to be with you! I wandered and wandered all through the night..."

"Oops! Are you still here?"

"Of course you are... I mean legs that look like those just arn't made for walking! Hahahahahahaha... You remember not so long back those legs would have walked a purdy distance. I would say I'm sorry Critter was so playful with you... Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa... Oh my Army! You remember? Oh don't start the tears rolling... Once these little guys taste Your throat, there is no going back... Open wide... I said... OPEN FU@KING WIDE!"

"There You go... that's better... Ah ha no chewing just let them go straight down. They are only as small as flees but have the biting tickle of Rats... I suppose I don't know what you might call these little things... But let me just tell you I seen them eat a man inside out within minutes!"

"Oh oh sleeping already?"

"Oh darn... They just don't let the strong ones wander the Dunes of Mars these days..."