No Sex at Hooters
COME to Hooters!
Lonely men who rely on the socially acceptable sexual fringe that Hooters restaurants offer. Somehow it's perfectly fine to go out and see enthusiastically friendly young Hooters girls wearing clothing that was shrink dried onto them as long as you receive food during the experience.
Then there are the high school girls craving the status point of being accepted into the red light district of food service. Not only do you not need a beautiful mind to be a Hooters girl, but the tips are also good. Who would have thought that lonely horny guys would give you more money just for bending over 30 degrees lower...
Then we have the parents whose children make up the Hooters girls staff. Supporting your child is important, but this is only after you have instilled the values in them that allow them to make wise decisions. Think about it, you don't ask your 4 year old son what he wants for breakfast and when he replies "SUGAR!" say "OK honey, I support your decision," stick a spoon in the sugar canister and slide it over to him... OK after reexamination of our nation's youth maybe you do... but you shouldn't.
For anybody who wants to cry that I went too far calling the Hooters restaurant "Hookers" simply because there are no sexual favors on the menu, understand that the difference between being a Hooters girl is still closer to being a hooker than a waitress. Can Hooters restaurants really take the moral platform simply because their food does not come with fully assisted sexual release...
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Post a CommentI am glad that your article didn't back off too much. I have actually seen Lesbian Hooters waitresses physically sexually harass the straight Hooters waitresses (in the restaurant and in their uniforms while working.) And then the two harassing waitresses intimidated the one harassed. Moreover, the only two women I have ever known to be whores, yes,actual prostitutes, were Hooters waitresses (in costume and working while making this known to me). No, neither incident was a joke. And no, I did not purchase their services. And then there is the most disgusting of behavior by a Hooters Corporate Trainer outlined in the Jarman Gray case. To see a copy of the original court petition see http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/sex-menu-hooters. Now this doesn't make them all hookers, but it sure isn't a wholesome, "family restaurant" for the kids that the lying Hooters marketing campaign is trying to sell.