Noisy Sex!
Poetry Challenge- Final Day
A story that caught my eye this week, of a British woman jailed for being too noisy during her bedroom antics.
Charged for her noisy sex
As she each time reached her apex
Arrested three times for her squeals
She now faces jail, hope she appeals
Banned for four years for excessive noise
Just who are these complainants?
Do they have no poise!
Britain is full of these crazy laws
It just makes everyone else go guffaw
She now faces jail
for having a good time
What would she get
If she had commited
A real crime?
Source:- yahoonews
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27 Comments
Post a Commentwow, there are murders and thieves out there and they are picking on this poor woman becauxe she's enjoying herself, nothing wrong done. Good one, thanks.... :o)
Very funny! How embarrassing for her, though!
very funny and nice :)
I do believe I've heard it all now. No wonder we declared our independence from them and got out of there while we could. Go Boston Tea Party. Johnny Yuma
Humm. Guess that means I need to quiet things down :)
This is sad and unwarranted. Thanks for sharing
Hope you are well and enjoying the travel. Best to you and your family. Neil Deo sends Shalom wishes/Godspeed
Funny.
On the other hand, there may be similar circumstances where such a law might be justified. Check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq-P0Dxzf5o
What an outrage!/ These folks are no fun./ I sure hope she gets off/ In more ways than one.