Nonsense Creatures Limericks: The Burnley Bee Man

Paul Rance
The Burnley Bee Man gets so hot,
Jumping up and down on the spot,
He can go a bit mad,
If his team makes him sad,
But all his friends like him a lot.

At the time of writing, Burnley FC have lost 13 away games out of 14 this season... My old mate Angelo Gravity is a Burnley fan. I'm a Luton Town fan, and I'm not sure which of us is the more miserable! Me, I suspect. Yes, that bad... - P.R.

Nonsense Creatures Art: The Burnley Bee Man

Published by Paul Rance

Paul Rance is the co-founder, with Andrew Bruce, of small UK publishing company, Peace & Freedom Press, which began publishing in 1985. Paul founded the booksmusicfilmstv.com website in 2005.  View profile

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  • Joanne Lynch2/27/2010

    This one was really really good!

  • John Smither2/27/2010

    Hoping his team do the buzzness today.

  • Allana Calhoun (Tink)2/24/2010

    Good one.

  • Allana Calhoun (Tink)2/24/2010

    Good one.

  • Maria Roth2/22/2010

    Aww, don't be sad, Paul!

  • Danielle Olivia Tefft2/22/2010

    Ah, the emotions sports can conjure up!

  • Shaheen Darr2/22/2010

    very likeable guy, this Burnley guy :)

  • J L Carey Jr2/22/2010

    &)

  • Faye Fairley2/22/2010

    I like him a lot....and his limerick

  • Michele Starkey2/22/2010

    Sounds like the Burnley Bee Man is really a woman - suffering from PMS! Cheers.

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