Nonsense Creatures Limericks: The Crosseyed Elephantfish of Hartlepool
Elephantfish had quite odd eyes,
And liked eating tons of fruit pies;
Cruising in Hartlepool,
He was nobody's fool,
His great crosseyed look bewitched flies.
And liked eating tons of fruit pies;
Cruising in Hartlepool,
He was nobody's fool,
His great crosseyed look bewitched flies.
Published by Paul Rance
Paul Rance is the co-founder, with Andrew Bruce, of small UK publishing company, Peace & Freedom Press, which began publishing in 1985. Paul founded the booksmusicfilmstv.com website in 2005. View profile
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I also like eating tons of fruit pies. What a coincidence! (I'm just back from vacation. It might take me awhile to get caught up, but I'm doing my best!) :)
You are just like John Lennon. Bravo! He would love your creative "Yellow Submarine" characters as much as I do. Wonderful, Paul!
I could see those eyes being menacing to flies. &)
Very cute!
What a character!
I could do with a nice fruit pie right now.
The Crosseyed Elephantfish and I have something in common; we both love tons of fruit pies.
love it (=
awww I feel for the poor creature