Nonsense Creatures Limericks: The Dolphizard of Long Island

Paul Rance
A bit dolphin, a bit lizard,
But he was just a kind wizard.
Long Island's protector,
Who strangely loved nectar,
And shouting to birds: "Fine gizzard!"

The Dolphizard of Long Island

Published by Paul Rance

Paul Rance is the co-founder, with Andrew Bruce, of small UK publishing company, Peace & Freedom Press, which began publishing in 1985. Paul founded the booksmusicfilmstv.com website in 2005.  View profile

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  • Lady Samantha1/5/2010

    Being that I am from Long Island, this one is the best--you know that right? lol :)

  • Dan Reveal6/10/2009

    Great, Paul!

  • Danielle "L"5/31/2009

    Ha Ha Ha!

  • Langley Cornwell5/31/2009

    Oh good, I'm glad he's not mean. His eyebrows make him seem a bit stern.

  • Tiadora Anderson5/31/2009

    I love the first two lines.

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