Nonsense Poems for Kids
Funny and Silly Poems "Icky" and "New Pet"
What's brown with legs and slimy goo?
I don't know either, it's on your shoe.
New Pet
I have a pet goldfish.
I got him today!
They gave him to me
'Cuz my dog ran away.
My mom says that a fish
Is a much better pet,
It's supposed to be cleaner
And it won't need a vet.
But I'm not so sure,
Mom seems to be stretching.
I can't figure out
How to get my fish fetching.
So I'll give him a treat,
Maybe some bread,
And tonight he can sleep
On the end of my bed.
Published by Catherine Garretson-Bilnoski
Catherine's interests are as diverse as she is. Culinary artistry is a way of life for her, and has opened doors into organic gardening, brewing, canning, and raising poultry. She began reading at a young ag... View profile
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Post a CommentSometimes its fun for me to explore how I thought when I was a child, without preconceptions or bias and with my "ignorance showing."
Good stuff! I love the one about the fish; absolutely adorable!
That was the cutest poem I have read in a long time, good job.
Cute :)