Nonsense STORY!

Steven: Ralph is the farmer that sat on yellow when it was an odd number.
Derrick: Even was Fred when along came a spider.
Steven: Spider?? Not the cramps! Soup with that?
Derrick: No no no... that sat down beside her is for to be a bear.
Steven: Oh... whew. When the wind blew, I thought it spoke.
Derrick: It did.
Steven: Oh shoot, then it is abundant?!
Derrick: A bun it is for where art thou dant?
Steven: Thee words harvest rock 'n roll in the least expectant of bears! Can't you see?
Derrick: To see thou face.
Steven: Is to crap on a hedgehog's face.
Derrick: Understandable is long for to be a word.

The end!