Day breaks
Baby Wakes
Mom aches
Nipples sore
Kid wants more
Cries implore
Hush my dear
Breasts bare
Insert here
Breakfast's free
Bond with me
Don't grow teeth
Go to sleep
Need relief!
Baby Wakes
Mom aches
Nipples sore
Kid wants more
Cries implore
Hush my dear
Breasts bare
Insert here
Breakfast's free
Bond with me
Don't grow teeth
Go to sleep
Need relief!
Published by Stephen Joltin
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22 Comments
Post a CommentThis is great!
Boy did that bring back memories!
Very good. I enjoyed this one.
Sounds very familiar!! One of the best times of my life, at least in the day time ha!
good one!
As a breast feeding mom I can totally relate :-)
Very good and very true, a little on the sweet side, too. Thankfully that soreness only lasts for about the first six weeks, and then things are a lot more comfortable!!
LOL That was good one and oh so true
This was just the chuckle I needed! Five Stars!
Very nice. Found it rather funny and did inspire fond memories of when I had tried breastfeeding. So glad that the last one out of three was bottle fed from the beginning. I have no desire to repeat that experience again. And for anyone who don't understand why then just read the above article. LOL