Not Just Another Breast Feeding Haiku

Stephen Joltin
Day breaks
Baby Wakes
Mom aches
Nipples sore
Kid wants more
Cries implore
Hush my dear
Breasts bare
Insert here
Breakfast's free
Bond with me
Don't grow teeth
Go to sleep
Need relief!

Published by Stephen Joltin

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  • Melanie Marten8/9/2008

    This is great!

  • Becky Gallops9/16/2007

    Boy did that bring back memories!

  • Melissa Bushman7/17/2007

    Very good. I enjoyed this one.

  • Secretsides7/16/2007

    Sounds very familiar!! One of the best times of my life, at least in the day time ha!

  • John Gugie6/17/2007

    good one!

  • Angela Gordon4/8/2007

    As a breast feeding mom I can totally relate :-)

  • Heather B.3/17/2007

    Very good and very true, a little on the sweet side, too. Thankfully that soreness only lasts for about the first six weeks, and then things are a lot more comfortable!!

  • Cindy Wright3/14/2007

    LOL That was good one and oh so true

  • Hearten Soul3/12/2007

    This was just the chuckle I needed! Five Stars!

  • Antoinette McGowan3/9/2007

    Very nice. Found it rather funny and did inspire fond memories of when I had tried breastfeeding. So glad that the last one out of three was bottle fed from the beginning. I have no desire to repeat that experience again. And for anyone who don't understand why then just read the above article. LOL

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