Nothing to Freak Out Over: A Review of Freaktoberfest from Shmaltz Brewing Co.

Trub Wortwurst
Freaktoberfest
Shmaltz Brewing Co.
Saratoga Springs, New York

It's not often that you cap off a diaper change free weekend with the toddler princess and then shimmy into a Tuesday afternoon finding a Eustace Mullins hardcover book on the New World Order for one dollar at a local book sale! Time for a celebration!

While this red amber lager ale marzen wannabe isn't quite as spectacular as the little clone proudly perched upon her plastic port-a-potty it is a rather tasty beer. What all the outrage on Beer Advocate over this one is about is beyond me seeing as it's a standard quality lager with some spicy hops. Almost akin to a mild old ale with a cinnamon explosion in the hop plantation that settles perfectly with the boozy artifice. Maybe they wanted more malt or hops. Well...they also want more Pliny the Elder and his briny-balled pubic tonic and God knows that nothing is more ridiculous than that except for maybe Sammy Sosa's transmogrification into Michael Jackson Jr.

6.66% ABV

-Wörtwurst

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