Nude Celebrity Photos: 14 Celebrities that I Hope to Never, Ever See Naked
Those Nude Celebrity Photos Are Everywhere - Let's Hope This Ends the Trend
But there's a breaking point. A time when someone has to stand up and say, enough! Most of the following haven't crossed the line, yet. But who knows what someone might do for a little publicity? For the sake of all involved, please, those of you listed below, keep your clothes on!
Dr. Phil McGraw - Dr. Phil's a levelheaded, affable guy. I don't think we have any worries here. But just in case, if you have any private photos around, Phil, keep them private. Please.
Rosie O'Donnell - In the 1994 Flintstone's Movie, Rosie donned a skimpy Betty Rubble dress. Shortly after the movie was released, there was a poll published somewhere in which men said they would prefer to date Betty Rubble over Wilma Flintstone. Rosie as Betty? Passable. But no more, Rosie, please. (Or in this case, no less.)
Donald Trump - Trump looks good in an expensive suit. He's rarely seen in public wearing anything less. And let's keep it that way.
Homer and Marge Simpson - We've seen Homer in his underwear plenty of times. But for the love of Matt Groening, let's hope it ends there. And Marge, please stay as sweet, and as clothed, as you already are.
Britney Spears (Pregnant or Not) - Welcome to the wonderful world of getting older, Britney. It's time to take a hint from some of your more distinguished colleagues and start covering up now, before it's really too late.
Senator Ted Kennedy - Ted has an allegedly wild past. Who knows who might have pulled out a camera at one of those out-of-control all-nighters? Let's hope the evidence is long gone.
Martha Stewart - Saturday Night Live did a skit many years ago featuring a topless Martha Stewart. The idea was very funny. The best comedy has a touch of truth. Trust us, Martha. Stick to pots, pans and gardens.
Bill and Hillary Clinton - Those allegedly candid 1998 "romantic dancing on the beach swimsuit photos" were more than enough for the world. Let's hope nothing else ever leaks.
And while we're at it, ANY Current or Former First Lady - (See photo with this article. Enough said.)
Hugh Hefner - As long as he keeps that robe on, Hugh's not looking too bad for his age. But if there's any choice between looking at him or his current girlfriends, well...
Dog the Bounty Hunter - Dog's led a hard life. It's shows in his face. And that's all we need to see, thank you.
Madonna - The former boy toy is showing less and less these days. And we're liking it more and more.
Additional nominations, anyone?
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I've written a sequel to this artice with TWELVE MORE Celebrities who need to keep their clothes on! Check it out: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1531087/nude_celebrity_photos_12_more_celebrities.html?cat=2 Thanks for reading!
True. I wouldn't want to see any of them naked. Good list! :)
How about anyone over 200 lbs? Great list!
I couldn't agree more. Well, I could but then I'd just be annoying and naked too.
i wuld like to nominate al roker , joan rivers , regis philbin , sharon osbourne , brooke sheilds , and many more , i personaly wouldnt want to see any male celeb naked but i thout these wuld be funny to talk about
ok now leave me girl madonna alone. but I would like to nominate kathy bates. she is a wonderful actress but she was in some movie where she got in a hot tub(about schmidt I think), and even though she didn't really reveal anything the thought was etched in my brain!!!!!!!!
Judge Judy, for sure!
This is hilarious. Willard Scott, the Smuckers man and NBC weatherman, should definitely keep his clothes on!
PATRICK SWAZYE don't get me wrong this man is sexy, cute and hot in dockers and a shirt.... but to see him naked would might destroy some good daydreams lol ..