Oaty Goodness Mixed with Blood

Michael R Allen
And now from the WTF?? Files comes The Oatmeal Man. An independent film from Pulsar Films, The Oatmeal Man puts six friends face to face with high-fiber horror! Likely no one will survive this oaty goodness and if you think this is a spoof article read the synopsis below.

Tagline:

"Oates... The high-fiber killer! "

The synopsis for The Oatmeal Killer:

"6 best friends decide to make an impulse trip to Las Vegas in hopes of mending Santi and Annie's dying relationship. When Clive decides to stage a breakdown so Santi can "save the day", their truck "actually" breaks down in the middle of a long-ago forgotten ghost town. The eclectic group soon learns about the old legend of 'Harold Oates aka The Oatmeal Man' and find themselves in the middle of a blood thirsty killer's luring ground. Will the group make it through the night, or will they become a breakfast topping" (IMDB)?

Release Date: 2010.

Director: Sean Gordon.

Writer: Unknown.

Cast: Krisondra Daigneault, Sean Gordon, Moira Dennis, Nicole Kunz, John Karyus, Kaleo, Claude Foster, Salvador Perales, and Al Burke.

If you like a little oatmeal with your horror join the fan site here:

The Oatmeal Man on Facebook

Or visit the homepage for a high quality trailer:

The Oatmeal Man Homepage

Published by Michael R Allen

I am currently a 4th year English and Psychology student at the University of Victoria. I am also a volunteer with VIHA (Vancouver Island Health Authority). I also write on my own site, listed below (28daysl...  View profile

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