Obama Unveils New Jobs Effort

Obama supporter, huh? Things looking real, real good out there on that progressive horizon, huh? Yep - I can see it too. Good times, good times. Apparently in an effort to get out ahead of the problem of joblessness, as if waiting until the second year to stop the bleeding of jobs is any sort of genuine effort or concern, Obama is releasing a jobs strategy video.

Obama has come up with a real hands on way to train the unemployed. Word has it he has some great advice instructing we the people how to properly apply for and achieve the upward mobility we all seek.

Obama conceived the idea, wrote the script, acted out the parts and narrated the video himself. This should not be of a surprise nature to anyone. After all, he can do it all. Man-O-Man he can read off a teleprompter better then almost anyone else, ever!

But that's just the beginning of his talents. He can cure the sick, make Christopher Reeve walk again, after he reanimates him of course, carry the weight of the US economy on his strong back, right the wrongs, convince al-Qaeda to be nice to us, convince the Chicoms and Indians to hand back their manufacturing base so we Americans can make the stuff the world needs and about a million other things only a great leader like Obama can get done.

Having a spy within the DNC, I have seen a leaked copy of the video. Sure enough there is Obama standing before us narrating the video images on screen behind him. The video is chock full of images of the evil George W. Bush, who at every frame of Bush's face onscreen Obama says "I inherited this, ya know."

Then we see Obama himself as he personally rebuilds the bridge that collapsed in Minneapolis - by himself mind ya. He has the shovel in his hands for all those "shovel ready" jobs. He is surely shoveling something. And there he is building all these green hybrid cars too with his own little hands.

There are images of His Magnificence as he builds solar panels. He builds a windmill and constructs it all by himself too! And it's a big one, but when you can walk on water how hard can it be to hoist a 100ft diameter propeller up to the top of that 200 foot high shaft.

As the images wind down He gets to his real message, which as far as I can tell is another campaign speech - the usual spiel - "Blah, blah, blah, I inherited the worst . . . blah, blah, blah, I can't do it alone . . . , bipartisan, blah, blah, blah . . . I inherited this . . . ." and so on. Seems the only usable advice, and the crux of his encouragement is when I heard him offer was that jobless Americans should practice saying "Would you like fries with that?"

And remember that "horizon" I referenced in the first paragraph? If one looks at the US from space, the east coast is on the right, the west coast on the left. The Sun rises in the east, the right if you will, and sets in the west, the left if you will. Like real life, the Sun rises over the right in this nation every morning, and luckily for a whole nation, as the Sun sets in the west, hopefully it will be setting on the left and their bizarre ideas of America.

Let's make sure come November there are a whole lot of current progressive Congress persons having to learn to say "Would you like fries with that?" And two years later we can see if Obama can utter that phrase any better then he managed a nation . . . I have my sincere doubts - I don't think Mickey D's lets one use a teleprompter.