OctoMom Nadya Suleman to Purchase $1.2million House

Some Big as yet Unannounced Deal Looms for Batty Moocher

Michael J. Bernard
So far the story goes a little something like this.

Nadya Suleman has had plastic surgery to look like her hero Angelina Jolie (who is weirded out by the woman's incessant fan mail), has not worked since 1999, has been on welfare, food stamps, disability, has been artificially inseminated 6 times for a total of 14 children, had a house go into foreclosure last year, and the current residence for her, her children, and her elderly parents is also in arrears of more than $22,000 and can go into foreclosure auction at any time.

Nevermind that Suleman is $50,000 in debt, has no likelihood of finishing school or becoming employed anytime soon, she has been house hunting, seemingly leaning toward a $1.2million home in Whittier, California, where she recently filmed an as-yet-to-be broadcast interview with Dr. Phil.

Ironically Dr. Michael Kamrava, the fertility doctor who impregnated Suleman, has another set of quadruplets on the way. The nearly 50 year-old-mother to be has been placed in an LA hospitol on bedrest, where she must remain for the next 3.5 to 4 months. The parallels with the Suleman story continue, however, in that this woman also has no insurance and is not employed. Suleman can rest easy, however, in that this woman only has three other children, so the odds of her being able to usurp Suleman at the top of the irresponsible-public-mooching-welfare-mom mountain seems unlikely.

Suleman also recently started a website pleading the public for donations, and within days was seen shopping for video games and make-up. Good thing all those donations are going to a worthy cause. We couldn't have octomom sitting around bored looking gross, could we?

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  • Anonymous3/15/2009

    if she can go on talkshows and collect millions of dollars she should take that money and pay her own hospital bills not us taxpayers. the state should also take her kids away and give them to families who are responsible. the doctor should also be held criminally responsible for his stupidity in fertilizing this idiot and lose his medical license to boot. he's as stupid as she is. he only wanted to set a record.

  • Anonymous3/3/2009

    I don`t think we should help that woman because she should have been paying her bills and tryinhg her best to ern money and not waste it (like video games and makeup not so important).

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