Ode to All Those Twitter Followers
You don't know my name
You don't think I'm neat
You didn't follow me on Twitter
To listen to my Tweets
You never read my stories
You never say hello
You're just an acquaintance
I don't even know
You followed me here from Facebook
Like an unrelenting slug
Are you stalking me
Or is this another Twitter bug?
I feel a little anxious now
Depression is sinking in
You just ignore me
When I thought we were friends
You don't know my name
You don't think I'm neat
You didn't follow me on Twitter
To listen to my Tweets
Sources
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The Cable Guy-Jim Carrey's Character
You don't think I'm neat
You didn't follow me on Twitter
To listen to my Tweets
You never read my stories
You never say hello
You're just an acquaintance
I don't even know
You followed me here from Facebook
Like an unrelenting slug
Are you stalking me
Or is this another Twitter bug?
I feel a little anxious now
Depression is sinking in
You just ignore me
When I thought we were friends
You don't know my name
You don't think I'm neat
You didn't follow me on Twitter
To listen to my Tweets
Sources
The Cable Guy-Jim Carrey's Character
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8 Comments
Post a CommentThis is so funny - I really enjoyed reading it again,
Nice One.
Outstanding! Thanks!
I love that----
Nice work.
Good stuff. I think Facebook is blowing Twitter out of the water...and now there is Google +. Goo work friend.
Golly Gosh! I had a notice about someone following me on twitter yesterday asking if I would follow them back! Was that you? :) Great poem.
I have people requesting to follow me whom I do not even know! cheers ;)