Ode to Associated Content Page Views
From where do you come
and to where do you flee,
when it seems you are visiting
someone other than me?
Oh page views, oh page views!
Come here to me now
and do not depart,
for I so love to see
page view spikes on my chart.
Oh page views, oh page views!
Come visit my writing
see what I'm about,
and do help me to reach
that next level of clout!
Oh page views, oh page views!
When you come to me often
you bring such delight,
so won't you oh please
come and see me tonight?
***
I wrote this out of nowhere just now. I guess it's because I've managed to have over 200 views a day for 2 days in a row. Maybe if I pay tribute the page view fairies will come to me and give me over 1000 views a day for a while ;)
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Dr. Briana Blair Ms.D. is an ordained minister and Doctor of Metaphysics. She is also a writer and artist, and combines her varying skills within both her writing and artwork. As a writer, Briana has writ... View profile
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3 Comments
Post a Commentappropriate poem. Today I saw one article shoot up in page views, but where did they come from and why? How can I know what to repeat.
Very cute.
LOL...this is cute. May you get more page views.