Ode to Charlie Sheen
you make us sigh unlike no other
the things you do the things you say
you should be hot sauced by your mother
A reckless choice a senseless thought
to each his own we've heard you utter
sweet ladies fair you've toss aside
you're brain's as thick as peanut butter
Do not despair or give up hope
take the high road the saying goes
no drinks no drugs no late night whoring
and keep your freaking zipper closed
Martin, Emilio, both turned out well
unlike you they've seen the light
accomplished actors they've become
no need to offer up a fight
Oh Charlie, Charlie, Bad Boy Sheen
this third strike means you're sinking fast
take hold your manhood firm in hand
before the network kicks your . . . Emmy
Published by Deb Martin-Webster
Originally from Pennsylvania, author/artist Deb Martin-Webster and her British husband Pete, currently live on a small farm near the Blue Ridge Mountains in North Carolina. They enjoy the simplicity of their... View profile
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28 Comments
Post a CommentCharlie Sheen is so far over the edge he makes crack-heads tremble!
Rudi Charlie is so far gone that he actually thinks he makes sense! He reminds me of Dennis Hopper in Easy Rider when they are all sitting around the campfire stoned out of their minds! And Charlie . . . you don't come close to Dennis Hopper!
Given his rants the past few days, this piece is priceless.
Now they're post-poning production on the show for the rest of the season since he won't shut his mouth...I hope he can reflect on himself and realize he really has a problem now because otherwise he's just slowly killing himself with the whole world watching...
Martin and Emilio turned out well, but Charlie is the only one who is employed and makes over 2.5 million an episode and his behavior generates free publicity for the show. Hmm, what does this say about society?
Jack he accumulated another 15 minutes of fame when he kissed the a new blonde du jour! Word on the strip says he's in love (again) and clean . . . and this time he means it, well at least until next week. His autobiography should be, "Hey WhatsYourName, I Love You!"
Thanks Marie, he's a Fruit Loop!
LOL - great job!
Could be a song. More of a poetic verse but I did take the liberty of adding 2 more stanza to the ode. Charlie is so insane I couldn't do it in the typical 3 LOL! Thanks Larr
It's not everyone that gets a song written about them.