Ode to a Downrater
A Poem of Haikus
Hey Bailey Landon
I bet it took time to downrate
my articles that much
I bet it took time to downrate
my articles that much
I just want to say
Thanks for caring so much, and soon
my clout may go up!
I do find it sad
that a happily married woman
has so much time to kill
But Bailey Landon
I'll enjoy my bonus this month
Thanks for the page views
Published by Heather B.
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28 Comments
Post a CommentNice little poem.
I had a confrontation with her, and my ratings plummeted. I noticed her articles are always rated 4.8 or 4.9 as soon as they come out, but before anyone has left comments on them or Dugg them. Always, even on crap pieces that just regurgitate the same old information you hear over and over. I also noticed a trend...3 things happen at the same time: Bailey's ratings go up, mine go down, and any negative comments I left to her are removed. I know she's been on, because the comments are gone. Bailey e-stalks me. She even comments as "Raven" sarcastically on some pieces when she downrates. The REAL Raven often comments HER pieces bringing up her cheating, and I am friends with the real Raven who I know wouldn't comment my pieces as Raven. The first time she did it she left sarcastic comments on each article that was downrated like "Amazing!" or "OMG!" etc.
How did you figure out who it was?
Congrats on your clout risin.. You're doing well here!
No, I know who it is lol
Just glad you didn't think it was me Heather..LOL Thanks for the Laugh!
LMAO! Very funny!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Prlly got so many votes that it'd take forever to take this one down to a 1!
I wonder how you've retained your rating?
ha ha oops I got click happy. lol