Ode to an Electric Pencil Sharpener
Oh lovely pencil sharpener,
Where would I be without you?
You are electrifying.
You go straight to the point.
You grind, grind, grind.
You never complain.
You just go about your business.
You sometimes lead a colorful life.
Most of the time you are just plain at heart.
Sometimes you are an old softy.
Other times, you can be as hard as a rock.
Thank you dear pencil sharpener
For getting the lead out of me.
Published by Steven West
I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm... View profile
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6 Comments
Post a CommentInteresting play on words here.
Nice play on words! Thanks!
Are you saying that, without a pencil sharpener, life would be pointless?????
Great and so to the point, thanks Steve:0)
That is a clever one.
I enjoyed this poem and the picture! The robot pencil sharpener looks fun to use!