Ode to My Inbox
Does the Spam Ever Stop?
With names never seen before:
Alethia Micha, Valery Youlanda,
Melodi Chelsie and Lucrecia Lorriane.
These people address me by name - with
Offers for Viagra and penis enlargement
To enhance my male member, oh my!
Do they know I am not a man, or do they not care?
Since they send them all the time!
And just in case I am in pain
They offer Codeine and Vicodin.
For ONLY two hundred and nineteen bucks
A thirty day supply will come...
Then I'll be hooked and need much more
To make the pain subside, but all these drugs
Won't be enough to take away the spam.
Published by Diane Zoller-Ciatto - Featured Television Contributor
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33 Comments
Post a CommentI like Spam, but I hate spam :)
This is hilarious! *lol* Thanks for the laugh. :D
Haha great poem with timely truth!
Ha! I enjoyed this. :)
You mean I'm NOT special??
Cute! I've never gotten one of those spams.
LOL, try Gmail. Barely any spam gets through to my account. My inbox needs an ode for the hundreds of emails I have yet to answer...
Lol I get so much email every day that if I don't check it for a few days, I have to spend about an hour going through them and deleting junk.
I really like this!
Too bad they don't offer a pill for spam, LOL! Very cute.