Ode to Krispy Kreme
Mmmm, Donuts..
O, Krispy Kreme,
Your glowing neon beacon
(HOT NOW)
Has lured me
Your glowing neon beacon
(HOT NOW)
Has lured me
I wait in the drive-thru line
With kindred souls
We hunger for the sweet sugar glaze
Crackling across warm, golden dough
That melts in the mouth
With each bite, I can feel my ass getting fatter
And yet, it feels like love.
Published by Ali Canary
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Haha - Loved this.
I missed this one before! It's 2:30 a.m. and I'm laughing my a off, and yet it feels like love.
The last but one line sums it all up! Homer would love this I agree. Not a bit fan of KK personally, too sweet. Give me a Cheese Bagel though :)
I quite like a chunky aris. Homer would be drooling over both, I feel...
This totally made me smile and crave a doughnut.
lol, yes, me too :)
LMAO!
Somewhere in the afterlife, TS Eliot is grinding his teeth and snarling, "Damn! Why didn't I come up with something like that!"
The truth. That crackling glaze is irresistible. Especially on golden dough....