Ode to a Monkey Dog (Set to the Tune of Rocket Man)
Goin at it, Barefoot and Shawn
And I know who's going to be ri---ight, right again.
I spend so much time on here, I have no life.
It's lonely in cyberspace.
But my monkey's alright......
And I think he's got really long long arms
That happened just to raise a few alarms
They're not the ears that SKetcham thought they were at all
Oh no no no, he's not a monkey dog.
Monkey dog, sittin in that little square alone.
AC ain't the kind of place to show your kids
In fact, it's weird as hell.
And you have to wonder what would E post, if you did?
And this page view formula, I don't understand.
It seems like my numbers go down each week
Poor monkey dawwww awww awwwwg. Monkey dog.
And I think he's got really long long arms
That happened just to raise a few alarms
They're not the ears that Angie thought they were at all
Oh no no no, he's a monkey dog.
Published by Crutnacker
Freelance writer and business professional from Louisville, Kentucky. Husband, father of one beautiful daughter and three annoying cats. Lived in Maryland, Boston, MA, and Louisville, KY. View profile
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10 Comments
Post a CommentMonkey dog to the rescue!!! Thanks for a long laugh at the end of a stressful day!
I can always count on you for a smile :-) Thumbs up
Rock on, Crutnacker. "Monkey Dog" is a hit !
I used to like Rocket Man;););)
LOL. Silly doggie!
I just love the monkey dog.......like i love the catdog. I have no idea who this article pertains to but i know how it is to get some alarms on articles. and that's why the ac is our place.
Oh man, that was great. I was actually singing along (well until the hubby looked at me like I was crazy!)
That's a cute dog. Can I have it?
OMG, Crut this is the best!!! (and MY monkey dog says, "Don't be lonely!")
LOL!