Ode to a Nail Clipper
Oh lovely nail clipper,
Where would I be without you?
You keep my nails looking great.
I'm ready for my great, big date.
Now I can hold my girlfriend,
And not fear about having long nails.
When I'm done using my clippers,
I put the clippings in the pail.
Dear nail clipper,
You gleam with a silvery glow.
Next time I use you, I'm heading to the ground.
You're going to clips my toes.
Where would I be without you?
You keep my nails looking great.
I'm ready for my great, big date.
Now I can hold my girlfriend,
And not fear about having long nails.
When I'm done using my clippers,
I put the clippings in the pail.
Dear nail clipper,
You gleam with a silvery glow.
Next time I use you, I'm heading to the ground.
You're going to clips my toes.
Published by Steven West
I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm... View profile
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