Ode of a Well Rounded Guy
Some people call me heavy.
Some people call me fat.
But I prefer well rounded.
What do you think of that?
I'm not a skinny guy.
I just have a big pot.
Quite frankly I'm not concerned.
The ladies think I'm hot.
Of course it doesn't hurt
That I'm a wealthy guy.
So I'll eat and drink to my hearts content
Until the day I die.
Some people call me fat.
But I prefer well rounded.
What do you think of that?
I'm not a skinny guy.
I just have a big pot.
Quite frankly I'm not concerned.
The ladies think I'm hot.
Of course it doesn't hurt
That I'm a wealthy guy.
So I'll eat and drink to my hearts content
Until the day I die.
Published by Steven West
I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm... View profile
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4 Comments
Post a CommentSad but true...
Wonderful work. Thanks!
lol, sounds good to me. cute poem
There's a Yiddish saying:
"When you have money in your pocket, you are handsome, and intelligent and you sing well too"