OFFICIAL NOTICE: from Now on the Word Official Must Be Spelled Offishoffal

OFFICIAL NOTICE is hereby given that the term "official" henceforth be spelled "offishofall," which breaks down into of fish offal, translated from the Latin it means having origins within fish excrement.

Oil industry executives have been quick to point out that fish excrement is in fact the source of the majority of the world's hydrocarbons (oil and gas), but their attorneys are quick to point out that neither substance should be taken internally. And if you do take them internally, their attorneys beg you to not smoke.

OFFISHOFALL NOTICE:

OFFICIAL NOTICE is hereby given that the term "official" henceforth be spelled "offishofall," which breaks down into of fish offal, translated from the Latin it means having origins within fish excrement.

Oil industry executives have been quick to point out that fish excrement is in fact the source of the majority of the world's hydrocarbons (oil and gas), but their attorneys are quick to point out that neither substance should be taken internally. And if you do take them internally, their attorneys beg you to not smoke.

ALL OF THE ABOVE HAVE BEEN OFFISHOFALLY (OFFICIALLY) APPROVED BY THE ORGANIZATION THAT OFFICIALLY DENOTES THE USE OF THE WORD OFFICIAL

There is idn't any such organization? AS IF I HAD TO TELL YOU ALL, HAPPY APRIL FOOLS,
LATE APRIL FOOLS IF AC GETS THIS OUT LATE