Oh Christmas Tree

It's Not Even Thanksgiving

Annie Jean Brewer
... Sing to the tune of "Oh Christmas Tree" of course!

Oh Christmas Tree dear Christmas tree,
It's not even Thanksgiving
Oh Christmas Tree dear Christmas tree
I'm just not done Halloweening!

Why do I see you in the stores
With skeletons and lots of smores
The clearance aisles have haunted doors
The kids are trick-or-treating!

Oh Christmas Tree dear Christmas tree,
It's not even Thanksgiving
Oh Christmas Tree dear Christmas tree
I'm just not done Halloweening!

There's Christmas lights and Santa Claus
The sounds of sweet songs at the Mall
But somehow it does miss the call
With spiders and webs hanging!

Oh Christmas Tree dear Christmas tree,
It's not even Thanksgiving
Oh Christmas Tree dear Christmas tree
I'm just not done Halloweening!

What is with the marketing
That Christmas starts 'fore Halloween
I haven't bought the turkey see
Not even for Thanksgiving!

Oh Christmas Tree dear Christmas tree,
It's not even Thanksgiving
Oh Christmas Tree dear Christmas tree
I'm just not done Halloweening!

Published by Annie Jean Brewer

Annie Brewer learned how to combine minimalism with frugality to live the life of her dreams. A single mother, she is a computer professional who works from home and primarily supports her family through wri...  View profile

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  • jayanti raman11/3/2009

    Great poem!Thanks Annienygma.

  • jayanti raman11/3/2009

    Great poem!Thanks Annienygma.

  • Barbara Lummus11/2/2009

    'Twas the nightmare before Chrismas... Love this!

  • John Smither11/1/2009

    This is very true, the stores have been full of Christmas stuff for weeks here in the UK, by the end of December it is good to see the change in those stores.

  • Pattie Byrd11/1/2009

    Comes earlier every year. Our stores go from Valentine's Day to Easter to Halloween to Christmas.

  • katy11/1/2009

    Hi just crashing though and I love you tone it made me laugh but nicly made be sure to right more hay I just rhyme cool but I love your song

  • Annienygma11/1/2009

    This was ad-libbed in the Halloween clearance section of Wal Mart today.. we were surrounded by Christmas sales and guess what was playing on the speakers?

  • Janet Hunt11/1/2009

    Kinda catchy tune there! Love it... :-D

  • Donald Pennington11/1/2009

    You've outdone yourself.

  • Lyn Lomasi11/1/2009

    LOL, too cute and too true! :-)

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