Oh, It's ON, Donald Pennington!
Donald Doesn't Think He's Going to Have to Wax His Back.
Donald Pennington doesn't think we can get a million people to join his Facebook group, If I Can Get 1 Million Members I'll WAX My Back (And it's Gonna Hurt).
Donald Pennington thinks all he's gonna get outta this is more readers.
Well, I got news for you, Mr. Pennington. I ain't one to back down from a challenge.
I want to see the video. I want to perform the waxing. And it WILL hurt.
I'm going to contact all the people you've ever pissed off. That will probably get us halfway there.
You think I won't play dirty? You don't know me very well.
How do you know my sweet, gentle, and compassionate AC persona is the real me?
Perhaps you should see the hole I kicked in the bathroom door a few days ago.
I'm going to invite your ex-wife to the waxing. I'll ask her to hold the camera for me.
Then, when we're done waxing your back, we're going to wax your front.
So get ready. Tell your doc you're going to need some major painkillers.
Published by Jill Davidson
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38 Comments
Post a CommentHa ha ha.....This is great!
Oh my, I must have missed this.
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Too funny!!!
This was a funny article, thanks for the laugh.
It sounds interesting. Funny write up.
ROTFL!!!
Shoot! Let me try this:
www.associatedcontent.com/article/1560573/donald_pennington_kathryn_e_darden.html?cat=49
I am sneaking in here with this link, because I have my article linked to this article because they are related!
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1560573/donald_pennington_kathryn_e_darden.html?cat=49
Ah, a real citizen-journalist!