Ohio Limricks

A man from the town of Toledo
His bike rode he only in Speedos
When he'd pass by, he'd catch the girls eye
And flash them with only his creedo.

I knew an old goat from Genoa
Who ate all his meals in a Boa
Around his thick neck, oh what the heck
At breakfast down town he would go-a.

There was an old lady from Curtice
So mean she would just only curse us
But morning to night, if we'd come in sight
She'd yell then bend overand show us.

A fellow I know from Ontario
Who'd ride about town in his derry-o
Picked walnuts so sweet, for Holiday treats
Crushed beer cans out on his stone patio

There once was a truck driving boy
The Army took him to deploy
His Seargent said hey, you can drive one today
Then the wheelbarrow soon he'd employ

There was an old fellow named Pappy.
He knew he should not be so crappy.
Fell off the long train, and busted his brain.
The morgue wrapped him in a big nappy