OMG! Bank of the Afterlife- Weird Website Part (i)
This is an Article from the 'weird Website' Series. This One is About a Site Called 'Bank of the Afterlife'
Weird website of the day is... Drum rolls, please... 'Bank of the Afterlife'. You read that right, 'Bank of the Afterlife'!
'Bank of the afterlife' Link : http://www.bankoftheafterlife.com/
I was laughing like crazy and highly curious when I visited this site. A weird website by any standard!
When you visit this weird website that is so lame, you will see a bunch of testimonials. Let me show you 2 of these testimonials and then, you decide if this is lame or not.
1. "To be honest, earthly life was a real pain, I knew I could leave any time, but I worried about my money. Bank of the Afterlife made it easy. When I passed over, my money was there"
2. "I can't believe I waited that long to die. If I'd known how easy Bank of the Afterlife would make taking my money with me, I would have passed over a long time ago."
This website keeps going up the 'weirdest website' hill with every 'click' of your mouse. There are about 5 such testimonials. All of them are equally (if not more) bizarre.
When you look at the homepage, check the bottom left section with the reindeer image. Click that and the message you get is : Many people say,"Jesus, where will I do my banking whence I have passed over?" And I tell them, do not fear, simply use the Bank of the Afterlife.
This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. Who on Earth thinks of their banking activities for when they pass over?
Reading all of this tell me if you think 'Bank of the Afterlife' is somewhere you want your money to be? Weird website part (i) ends here. Oh but before I go, let me tell you this. They have a phone number with an extension. LOL. Here goes- 1(641)715-3900 extension #69028. My hand is itching to call that number and see what this weird website is all about.
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20 Comments
Post a CommentWell of course, after all "Jesus Saves," and God knows he couldn't trust earth bound banks.
Funny stuff
Great writing on this very wierd bank.
I agree with your WTF reaction....
And they say you can't take it with you? What a hoot!
ha ha loved it!!!!!
Hilarious, Rox!!
Haha these testimonials are crazy!
hahaha... love it rox :)
Pretty funny stuff, Rox. If you like this brand of humor, you should check out fark some time. That people who post on that site have a really wicked and withering sense of humor.
all I can say is WOW